From: "Cheryl L. Cadieux" <stellllaa@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 17 Nov 1997 08:14:42 PST
Subject: PART TWO STELLAR REPORT ON WEST BLOOMFIELD, MICHIGAN (NOV)
Message-id: <19971117161443.21524.qmail@hotmail.com>
MOMMA TOLD ME THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS..
THE PANCHAX WINS BIG, BUT STOPPING AT NIAGARA FALLS CASINO ON THE WAY HOME...OH OH..BYE BYE MONEY...
CHAXLADY SAYS THAT THE ROM IS UNSAFE AT "ANY" SPEED....
STELL TOLD THE BIZMAN (JIM PETERS) THAT SHE COULD RUIN HIM SOCIALLY AND HE SAID "I HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE!"
RON HOEKSTRA DEEMED TALLEST MICHIGAN SCRABBLE PLAYER AT 6'5 2/3
STELL REFLECTS THAT TALLNESS DOES NOT EARN YOU RATING POINTS..
THE BIZMAN IS A MERE 6'2, PANCHAX ADDS THAT HE IS A MERE 5'11.
FELIX GETS HIS NAME BY TRYING THE PHONEY PLAY FELIX AND IT IS QUICKLY CHALLENGED OFF THE BOARD. EPSTEIN THOUGHT IT WAS SO HILARIOUS THAT HE STARTED CALLING HIM FELIX..
NEWS FLASH FROM CAROL RAV: APPARENTLY THE BIZMAN KNEW WHERE THE COOKIES WERE, HE MUST OF ATE ABOUT 20 OF THEM!!
THE CHAXLADY WANTED SOMETHING TO DISTRACT HER OPPONENTS, SO SHE HAD BRIGHT RED NAILS WITH WHITE LIGHTNING ON THEM..
THE FELIX THREATENS US WITH QUITTING THE GAME IN ABOUT TWO TO THREE YEARS. HE'LL PLAY THE NATIONALS, THE WORLD'S, THE SUPERSTARS AND THEN BE OUT OF THE GAME. I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WOULD DO THEN..HE RESPONDED WATCH ANDY GRIFFITH..
BARBARA WALTERS TRYING TO CONTACT STELLA FOR INDEPTH INTERVIEW..STELL HOLDING OUT FOR MORE MONEY...
THE BAXMAN (GROBSTER) WAS PRETTY MEDIOCRE THIS TOURNEY.
EPSTEIN PLAYS 4 PHONIES THAT WERE CHALLENGED OFF THE BOARD, HE LET 4 PHONES GO AND HE GOT AWAY WITH A PHONEY THAT PROBABLY ENDED UP WINNING THE GAME FOR HIM.. PYOIDS..
SIGN UP NOW FOR THE GROBSTER-STELLSTER SCRABBLE CRUISE ON THE GREAT LAKES IN FEBRUARY..8 TO A CABIN..WE'LL BE SEARCHING FOR ZEBRA MUSSELS AND SUNKEN SHIPS, LOOKING FOR THE EDMUND FITZGERALD. SHUFFLEBOARD OPTIONAL. BRING YOUR LONG UNDERWEAR..AEROBICS BY RICHARD SYMMONS WITH THE OLDIES ON THE PROMENADE DECK. BYOB
FRANKLY'S AND CONNIE BREITBEIL'S 5TH ANNIVERSARY OF LIVING TOGETHER IS TODAY..(Monday).SEND THEM A E-MAIL.. CECLCBFL@tSO.CIN.IX.NET
FRANKLY CAN'T EVEN WIN A PENCIL THIS TOURNAMENT..
THE GROBSTER TURNS 40 FEBRUARY 17TH, HE'S INTO THE REALM OF THE MIDDLE AGERS..
Group B. 1. James Dodds (PENN) 9 2 +882 2. Ron Hoekstra 8 3 +197 3. Gene Rawlins (CA) 7 4 +232 4. Edna Miller 7 4 +199 5. Treavor Sealy (CA) 7 4 + 60 6. Stephen Schwitzer 6 5 +227 7. Vince Houston (Lib47) 6 5 +163 8. Dianne Thomas 6 5 -225 9. Rosemary Geci 5.5 5.5 +302 10. Jerome Boyd 5 6 +389 11. Joyce Spaulding 5 6 + 21 12. David Ross 5 6 -128 13. John Cornelius 5 6 -183 14. Rosetta Brooks 5 6 -490 15. Bill Menor 4.5 6.5 -362 16. Carl Madden 4 7 -109 17. Bogeyman Pollack 4 7 -361 18. Chris Dejong (Donger) 0 11 -824 GROUP C. 1. Donald Wold 10 1 +555 2. Leianna Dutton 7 4 +414 3. Audra Dion 7 4 +378 4. Julia Karnes (OOT) 7 4 +199 5. Mark Olin 6 5 +277 6. Wilma Pitzer 6 5 +250 7. Danny Kidd 6 5 +37 8. Merran Dunlop 6 5 -132 9. Kathleen Washburn 6 5 -209 10. Sophia Murzin 5 6 +151 11. Chaxlady Greenspan 5 6 + 34 12. Sadie Rose 5 6 -125 13. Pat Pilling 5 6 -252 14. Tobi Wikel (tobi) 4 7 + 60 15. Lois Greene 4 7 -280 16. Eunice Smith 4 7 -580 17. Suzanne Prussian 3 8 -169 18. Rosa Houston 3 8 -802
Poor Frankly. He won one game by two points. They did a recount and he lost by 15! Another game - Keith Ceijmer played the bingo unquoted..Frankly goes to challenge it and Keith says "it's no good, and picks it up. Frankly says "Don't ever do that!". Let them look it up. The word was good and Frankly loses again...poor Captain M..but let's all give him a round of applause for the last one...
The Dunloper, known for his "and the score is?" quote got pounced on when he was heard saying to Casmira, "What is the score right this very second? Felix hollored out "408" and then EVERYONE in the A. group room proceeded to holler out a score..The Dunloper's cheeks got a little touch of red in them, but he was smiling! It was a riot..
Stephen Schwitzer (engaged to Chris Dejong) (both doomers) had on CHEF pants..they were coffee bean color, baggy and had coffee cups all over them. He said they are CHEF WARE brand, and they come in EXCITING other colors!"
Don Wald played "hipster" Danny Kidd challenged it. Don says "It's a person that's hip, that why you don't know what it means"....
Tim Anglin: "Stella tells the good, the bad and the UGLY"
Felix: "I like my MTV but not CGP.
Panchax: "The Felix's last comment might end up on the editor's floor".
FELIX: He challenges a word, the word judge comes over and says what is the word? and Felix responds "A PHONEY!"
THE DUNLOPER TO KEITH C.: "you never said what you said and I never heard it"!
Jerome Boyd: Frank asked him how he did in the tourney, and he responded - "I shouldn't say, there are children around!".
Panchax: "I had fun, I hope I play Paul next time FIVE (5) times..
Chaxlady: "We're rich now..I'm letting my husband retire and he's going to go on the Scrabble circuit"..
Carol Rav: "I don't want to do the paperwork!"
PANCHAX: I had a lovely time, they're all lovely people..
chaxlady: "lovely people from lovely families"...
Dianne Thomas: "in the words of the temptations - I ain't too proud to beg for winning a game today"
panchax: - singing - "till me meet again. I love you all..See you on-line."
David Ross: "I can't wait to get home to read how much fun I really had!"
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends..
You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track..
Sometimes too much drink is not enough..
As Always Tell It Like It IS Stellllaaa