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Twas tf, and the shiny tiles            8g! i1!  And through the U
Did turn and tumble in the bag:         He triple-tripled QUIXOTRY
Connected were the Scrabblephiles,      To cheers and Adam's wild applause,
And the DOoM had no lag.                Then said he'd brb.

"Beware the ACBot, my son!              "And hast thou crushed the ACBot?
The hooks it makes, the 9's that fit!   Kome to my arms, my klownish boy!
Beware the JamesAC, and shun            Oh, KILOBYTE!  KAZOO!  KYRIE!"
The wizardly poslfit!"                  Steven lagushed in his joy.

He took his bingo rack in hand:         Twas tf, and shiny tiles
Long time the perfect play he sought -- Did turn and tumble in the bag:
So rested he by the OSPD,               Connected were the Scrabblephiles,
And stood awhile in thought.            And the DOoM had no lag.

And as in Wolfish thought he stood,
The ACBot, of fiendish fame,
Teleported from its idling room,
And synched as it came!